Possible Washington-Mordor Alliance?

[Coll]

I know I know, this probably should be in political conspiracies but I thought if the orcs were foolish enough to trust Bush with the One Ring, this could end up humorously.

It seems a threatening alliance is quite possible between the Bush family and the orcs of Mordor. Mordor is known to have nuclear capabilities and Bush is a great public speaker, together they could be a real threat to global stability.

Discuss.

[Ed Jones]

I for one welcome our new Orcish masters. Western democracy has become dry and stale it's time for a nice kleptocracy i say!

[Cattraknoff]

I'll take Sauron, who is at least honest about being evil, over a bunch of two-faced self-righteous idiots who cannot tell anything resembling the truth if their life depended on it any day.

[Locke]

But we must ask the question: Will Lord Sauron's corrupt and inefficient dental plan, as evidenced by the yellow and black snarls shown in the more epic battle scenes (the movie, not book), take precedence over privatised institutions currently available?

[Ed Jones]

Interesting point Locke.

Also, the blatent problem of overcrowding in the Mordor region is a cause for concern. I live in a nice house, i'm not made for tents!

[Horus]

Interesting point Locke.

Also, the blatent problem of overcrowding in the Mordor region is a cause for concern. I live in a nice house, i'm not made for tents!
I noticed the framework providing food for hard-working families isn't in place. After a long day in the smithy two miles underground, you'd like to come home to a banquet of curried hobbit toes. For all I have heard, they live on tree branches.

Something must be done!

[Keramac]

Well, at least there won't be any questions about whether or not the leaders of the US are corrupt...

[Coll]

Nothing is more corrupt than the Ring of Power...

[Locke]

We have to take into consideration the fact that we possess photographic evidence of Bush wearing the One Ring. Considering Sauron's hesitance at relinquishing his grip on the power of the Ring, could it not be argued that he and Sauron are one and the same?

[PaitChow]

Those trees that were all talkin' and stuff '08